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chudails → mahranis

• A maharani [Urdu: مہارانی] is the wife of a maharaja (High King) or a woman ruling in her own right (Queen).

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shvtd0wn:

Same

shvtd0wn:

Same







clientsfromhell:

I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night.

I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading to the hospital.

Client: But I heard labour can take anywhere from 10-14 hours, so you should have enough time to do this edit quickly. Please?




pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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this-is-elizabeth-ortega:

MI SERIE FAVORITA♥




I got tagged to do that 20 facts meme ;;
• I’m 5’1
• I practice aromatherapy 👃
• Italian cuisine is my ultimate weakness 🇮🇹
• I can speak 3 languages fluently, 1 semi fluent
• Most things I tend to gift to people are handmade. I love crafting 🎁🎨
• Fingers crossed I’ll settle a career in neuroscience when I’m done with education 🔬
• I’m passionate about cats. Extremely passionate 🐱
• I’m pigeon toed
• I lived in Pakistan for a year - I have a citizenship card so I can go back whenever I please for however long I please ✈️
• I have size 3/4 feet (depends on store and shoes) 👠
• I have IBS-D and it’s such a big part of my life that it’s easier for me to be open about it; and it’s just kicked in so I’m gonna stop and poop and we can all pretend I told you 20 facts 💩🙈

I got tagged to do that 20 facts meme ;;
• I’m 5’1
• I practice aromatherapy 👃
• Italian cuisine is my ultimate weakness 🇮🇹
• I can speak 3 languages fluently, 1 semi fluent
• Most things I tend to gift to people are handmade. I love crafting 🎁🎨
• Fingers crossed I’ll settle a career in neuroscience when I’m done with education 🔬
• I’m passionate about cats. Extremely passionate 🐱
• I’m pigeon toed
• I lived in Pakistan for a year - I have a citizenship card so I can go back whenever I please for however long I please ✈️
• I have size 3/4 feet (depends on store and shoes) 👠
• I have IBS-D and it’s such a big part of my life that it’s easier for me to be open about it; and it’s just kicked in so I’m gonna stop and poop and we can all pretend I told you 20 facts 💩🙈




revolutionarygirluterus:

It’s 2014 so that means that a lot of the kids born in 2000 are just starting their weaboo phase.

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party




Going back to school in September 

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage




ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.




wesleyabraham:

Superhero Workouts🌋🗿







Had lunch w the bae n got a #sundae for dessert! 🍦👌

Had lunch w the bae n got a #sundae for dessert! 🍦👌